I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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