I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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