don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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