Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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