Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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