So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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