rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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