Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize