Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you told grandpa to call you daddy
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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