I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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