All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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