just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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