The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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