How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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love makes seman taste better
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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