First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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