I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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