So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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