Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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