I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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