Ambien. No doubt about it.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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