Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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