it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
