it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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