Duck Duck Cougar?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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