Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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