Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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