just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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