imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My day in three words: secret purse cake
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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