I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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