I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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