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dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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