I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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