I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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