i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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