he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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