It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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