Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
