She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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