i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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