I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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