That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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