there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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