doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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