Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
time to smoke my breakfast
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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