so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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You. Win. At. Life.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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