yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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