He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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