I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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