wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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