Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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