I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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