Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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