She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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