do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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