Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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