How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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