I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You ruined the universe
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