who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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